You can drive 15 minutes outside of the city and get a gun in Indiana.
“Criminals aren’t known for following laws.” Don’t give me that shit. What’s your next argument, that the sky is blue? That water is wet? Give me a fucking break. If you’re going to try and dick me over with shitty logic at least buy me dinner first because I like to be taken out for dinner before someone tries to dick me.
“Cause I like to be wined and dined after I’ve been FUCKED!”