t automaton
May 16, 2013
Will Yahoo Try to Get Its “Cool Again” By Doing a Deal for Tumblr?

I mean who knows. But still. 

7:48pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/Z9NyWyl8ih9a
Filed under: tumblr yahoo news? news no 
May 16, 2013
boringoldraphael:

Oh yeah, this looks legitimate.
Discarded early drafts of this sign:
FREE CANDY!Building at Corner<—————————
CHEAP MAMMOGRAMS:Building at Corner<—————————
SPEED-DATINGSingle? Unattached?No one who will miss you should something terrible happen?Building at Corner<—————————
Meeting For The NO KIDNAPPING ClubAre You A Pretty Lady Who Hates Kidnapping And Wants To Discuss It With Other Likeminded Individuals?Us too!We Are Definitely Not Kidnappers!Come To Our Meeting And We Will Totally Not Kidnap You!(No Cops)Building at Corner<—————————
KNOW HOW TO MAKE A PROFESSIONAL-LOOKING NOT CREEPY SIGN?We could use your servicesPlease bring a resume and portfolio to theBuilding at Corner<—————————
Auditions:Female Singers With Nice FeetMust Have “Cute” “Petite” FeetMust Not Get Weird About Us Taking Pictures Of Your FeetBring Sheet Music (Accompanist Provided)Building at Corner<—————————
HEY LADY SINGERS!Come Into This Dark Mysterious Building, Why NotWorst-Case Scenario The Endless Cable News Coverage Of Your Almost Certain Grisly Abduction And Gruesome Dismemberment Followed By Lengthy Trial, Interviews With Cops, Friends, Loved Ones, Lifetime Movie, Book Deals For All, Early Home Movies Taken “In Happier Times,” Etc., Etc., May Bring Some Much-Needed Exposure To Your Fledgeling Musical CareerBuilding at Corner<—————————

boringoldraphael:

Oh yeah, this looks legitimate.

Discarded early drafts of this sign:

FREE CANDY!
Building at Corner
<—————————

CHEAP MAMMOGRAMS:
Building at Corner

<—————————

SPEED-DATING
Single? Unattached?
No one who will miss you should something terrible happen?
Building at Corner

<—————————

Meeting For The NO KIDNAPPING Club
Are You A Pretty Lady Who Hates Kidnapping And Wants To Discuss It With Other Likeminded Individuals?
Us too!
We Are Definitely Not Kidnappers!
Come To Our Meeting And We Will Totally Not Kidnap You!
(No Cops)
Building at Corner

<—————————

KNOW HOW TO MAKE A PROFESSIONAL-LOOKING NOT CREEPY SIGN?
We could use your services
Please bring a resume and portfolio to the
Building at Corner
<—————————

Auditions:
Female Singers With Nice Feet
Must Have “Cute” “Petite” Feet
Must Not Get Weird About Us Taking Pictures Of Your Feet
Bring Sheet Music (Accompanist Provided)
Building at Corner
<—————————

HEY LADY SINGERS!
Come Into This Dark Mysterious Building, Why Not
Worst-Case Scenario The Endless Cable News Coverage Of Your Almost Certain Grisly Abduction And Gruesome Dismemberment Followed By Lengthy Trial, Interviews With Cops, Friends, Loved Ones, Lifetime Movie, Book Deals For All, Early Home Movies Taken “In Happier Times,” Etc., Etc., May Bring Some Much-Needed Exposure To Your Fledgeling Musical Career
Building at Corner

<—————————

(via juliasegal)

May 16, 2013
nbcnews:

President Obama denies knowledge of IRS targeting
(Photo: Charles Dharapak / AP)
Obama says he knew nothing about IRS targeting conservative groups until press reports emerged, but resisted calling for a special counsel to investigate the controversy.
Read the complete story

nbcnews:

President Obama denies knowledge of IRS targeting

(Photo: Charles Dharapak / AP)

Obama says he knew nothing about IRS targeting conservative groups until press reports emerged, but resisted calling for a special counsel to investigate the controversy.

Read the complete story

May 16, 2013
adamsenatori:

“Super jumbo II” A380

adamsenatori:

“Super jumbo II” A380

May 16, 2013
peterfromtexas:

Ronald Reagan wearing sweatpants while flying on Air Force One

peterfromtexas:

Ronald Reagan wearing sweatpants while flying on Air Force One

May 16, 2013
Of course then you consider that we had to deal with eight years of this.

Of course then you consider that we had to deal with eight years of this.

(Source: thedorseyshawexperience)

May 16, 2013
brooklynmutt:

@mebuell: This is why Twitter exists RT @felicitymorse: BREAKING NEWS: a man is stuck in a high chair at a McDonald’s. 

OR a performance piece representing this week&#8217;s state of the Obama Presidency.

brooklynmutt:

@mebuell: This is why Twitter exists RT @felicitymorse: BREAKING NEWS: a man is stuck in a high chair at a McDonald’s. 

OR a performance piece representing this week’s state of the Obama Presidency.

May 15, 2013
mashable:

Google announced a completely redesigned Google Maps at the Google I/O Keynote. 
Simply put, it looks beautiful. 

mashable:

Google announced a completely redesigned Google Maps at the Google I/O Keynote

Simply put, it looks beautiful. 

May 14, 2013
atencio:

Day 16 - Ozmataz Buckshank is in the pros now. Go Rhinos!

atencio:

Day 16 - Ozmataz Buckshank is in the pros now. Go Rhinos!

May 14, 2013

danhacker:

allthewhiskeyinheaven:

This is the world I want to live in.

“A winning combination of audacious set pieces, outrageous stunts, brawny banter and plot twists.”

Mr. Rawson-Jones also claims that 6 “tops Fast Five”. Bold statements.

(Source: adamusprime, via laughterkey)

May 14, 2013

reuters:

U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder faced questions over the Justice Department’s decision to seize telephone records of the Associated Press, a move denounced by critics as intrusion into freedom of the press.

REUTERS/Jonathan Ernst/Kevin Lamarque

Read: Deputy Attorney General’s Letter In Response to Associated Press regarding AP records

(via thecallus)

May 14, 2013
nevver:

The Photographer has landed

Great set of photos

nevver:

The Photographer has landed

Great set of photos

May 14, 2013
sandyflint:

Decks glued down, ready for a haircut and new fiberglass skin.

sandyflint:

Decks glued down, ready for a haircut and new fiberglass skin.

May 13, 2013
colchrishadfield:

Here’s looking at you. Chris and Tom take a minute with visors to look up-sun at my camera in the window.

colchrishadfield:

Here’s looking at you. Chris and Tom take a minute with visors to look up-sun at my camera in the window.

May 13, 2013
If there ever were a GPOY, this is clearly it.

If there ever were a GPOY, this is clearly it.

(Source: n-senada)