t automaton
April 18, 2014
"I tried to look up how many presidents have been grandfathers while serving in office. It’s pretty hard to look up because no one in the history of presidents has ever cared about whether or not they have grandchildren or will ever have grandchildren because it is truly one of the dumbest things to care about in the universe."

New Republic (via rachelfershleiser)

(via rachelfershleiser)

April 18, 2014

Anonymous asked: how to do adhere to computer systems validation requirements specified by the FDA?

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April 18, 2014
Heaven Is For Real | Sony Pictures | Meme Maker

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Filed under: @pbump 
April 18, 2014
Vladimir Putin must be called to account on surveillance just like Obama

Earlier today Edward Snowden phoned in to an annual TV broadcast with Vladimir Putin, and asked if Russia has it’s own mass surveillance system. Putin, of course, said they do not. Former US Ambassador to Russia, Michael McFaul, called it “embarrassing theatre”. 

A few hours ago the Guardian published an Op-Ed by Snowden in which he defends his actions. It’s definitely worth a read. The guy is obviously self-absorbed, but you can’t help and wonder where he’s going with this.

April 17, 2014

Are we nerds?

April 17, 2014
"Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Colonel Aureliano Buendia was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover ice."

RIP. (via evanfleischer)

April 16, 2014

televandalist:

Whoa, you can get a domain with .ninja

April 16, 2014
lifeandcode:

kemosabi76:

Thank you!

AWWWWWWWWW YEAHHHHHHHHHH  THIS GUY

lifeandcode:

kemosabi76:

Thank you!

AWWWWWWWWW YEAHHHHHHHHHH  THIS GUY

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Filed under: larry 
April 15, 2014

April 14, 2014
Dozens of teenagers are now tweeting bomb jokes to American Airlines

Memes in 2014

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April 14, 2014

petervidani:

sweendawg:

worst wheel of fortune contestant ever

:(

(Source: youtube.com)

April 13, 2014
WHAT'S UP INTERNET

creeperstatus:

As some of you may know, I found out last week that a creative proposal for a short film I had written (The Mangrove) was accepted into competition by the Thailand International Film Destination Festival. One of only eight professional teams to be accepted, I am beyond thrilled to participate….

The photos are definitely a deal.

April 12, 2014
fencehopping:

World’s smallest monkey eating a macaroni noodle.

fencehopping:

World’s smallest monkey eating a macaroni noodle.

(via parlatorio)

April 11, 2014
3dprintmeafucktogive:

d-e-q:

i decided to use some of my ennui to free my dog of her winter coat and then i made a new dog

That’s really freaking me out right now

3dprintmeafucktogive:

d-e-q:

i decided to use some of my ennui to free my dog of her winter coat and then i made a new dog

That’s really freaking me out right now

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Filed under: damn 
April 11, 2014
aatombomb:

hiddenlex:

It never actually occurred to me that Dr. Zizmor would age. 

I just saw this, and was horrified, then I had the same thought. I guess we all thought he could use his own services to make himself ageless?

aatombomb:

hiddenlex:

It never actually occurred to me that Dr. Zizmor would age

I just saw this, and was horrified, then I had the same thought. I guess we all thought he could use his own services to make himself ageless?